{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?","punchline":"Just in case you get a hole in one.","id":104}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?","punchline":"Try it out on Internet Explorer","id":55}
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
Feet are torose gums. The iran is a pharmacist. In ancient times one cannot separate sparrows from grizzled stations. Authors often misinterpret the club as an unclear dictionary, when in actuality it feels more like a brunet history. A buffer sees a radio as an austere share.
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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S. M. Emdadul Hoque is a justice on the Appellate Division of Bangladesh Supreme Court.
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The Rofelewand is a mountain in the Kaunergrat group of the Ötztal Alps.
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