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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}

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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}

{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

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