{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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Szatta is a village in Vas county, Hungary.
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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