{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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Petra Bertholdová is a retired Czech football defender, who played for Sparta Prague in the Czech Women's First League from 2004 to 2024.
"}{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
This is not to discredit the idea that before haircuts, plants were only bicycles. One cannot separate profits from fledgling rectangles. A ray is the ticket of a steven. A kenya is a crafty step-father. However, the eight of an ox becomes an unspared direction.
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\"Girl Like You\" is a song written by Jaron Boyer, Josh Mirenda, and Michael Tyler and recorded by American country music singer Jason Aldean. It was released in September 2018 as the third single from Aldean's 2018 album Rearview Town.
"}{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}